Funny food Quotes · Page 2

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.

— Jim Gaffigan

Alfred Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."

— Alfred Austin

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

— Barbara Johnson

Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.

— Anonymous

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

— George Carlin

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent…

— Woody Allen

Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

— Peter the Great

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

— Demetri Martin

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

— Jim Gaffigan

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

— Jim Gaffigan