If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says Look, a dead bird. Blonde looks up in the sky, WHERE, WHERE? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pick up a phone call and wish you didn't because the caller's asking for something you don't… — Saramae Copy Share Image
Boy: you are the most funniest and beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: you just want to fuck me. Boy: wow.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's four months away from December and… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My insomnia is so bad that even when I do sleep I dream about lying awake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Old Saying ¦ Think before you speak. New saying ¦ GOOGLE, before you post. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
This Is The Beginning Of A New Day! You Have Been Given This Day To Use As You Will! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Her: being an asshole isn't attractive Me: neither is being a slut -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Facebook have to get this- names and meanings for idiots just like you! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
