Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I often slip into costume as the lead character in whatever bedtime story I am reading. This is a little weird because my daughters… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
