Funny drinking Quotes by N. F. Simpson

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More by N. F. Simpson

Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth…

— N. F. Simpson

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Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

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Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

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Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.

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I eat merely to put food out of my mind.

— N. F. Simpson

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