Funny anniversary Quotes by Anonymous

Today marks the first anniversary of me remembering when your anniversary is.

— Anonymous

Happy Anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now.

— Anonymous

Happy Anniversary to someone who was my least deplorable marriage option.

— Anonymous

Here's to another year of me pretending to like your significant other.

— Anonymous

After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.

— Anonymous

Here's to another year of staying together for the kids.

— Anonymous

Your anniversary is a sobering reminder that the last time I got laid was at your wedding.

— Anonymous

Let's celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me.

— Anonymous

I hope we can never afford a divorce.

— Anonymous

I hope you have a great first anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again.

— Anonymous

If I still had a soul, you'd be its mate.

— Anonymous

I want to grow old and disgusting with you.

— Anonymous

I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.

— Anonymous

If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.

— Anonymous

It's pretty cool that we've been together for however long we've been together.

— Anonymous

Happy anniversary from someone you're probably shocked knew it was your anniversary.

— Anonymous

Happy anniversary to a couple who almost never make me physically ill.

— Anonymous

Thanks for always staying faithful to me to my knowledge.

— Anonymous

I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.

— Anonymous

Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should.

— Anonymous

Today's a perfect day to belittle our single friends.

— Anonymous