I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I'm a big Arcade Fire fan. I love the way they make records - 'Funeral' being my favorite. — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician. — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family. — Douglas William Jerrold Copy Share Image
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
a woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.” — Denise Jaden Copy Share Image
I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
But that wasn´t the first time I ever saw her. I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Who dreamed that beauty passes like a dream? For these red lips, with all their mournful pride, Mournful that no new wonder… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“Unless I’m dead, I’ll definitely be at your funeral. Just be sure to return the favor and show up at mine. Your… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I thought I'd become a funeral director when I wasn't going to be an actor. I thought I would be good at… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people's lives. Whether it's a wedding or a funeral or… — Rob Bell Copy Share Image
When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I… — Stuart Rose Copy Share Image
What you need is one black dress I call Plan B. It doesn't have to be fabulous, it just looks good, covers… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
Everybody goes to the funeral, but everybody laughs when it's funny. While entertainment is happening, that's just what it is, entertainment -… — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
Every funeral may justly be considered as a summons to prepare for that state into which it shows us that we must… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
“It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at… — Various Copy Share Image
“Well, they took the neck bones down from the Royal Oaks tree. Rest of the bones they separated from the chains on… — Sarah E Wright Copy Share Image
When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing. And so, laughing and crying,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Standing Here My entire world far beneath my feet, I should be filled with pride. Instead, I feel overwhelmed by a sense… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
“I am so sorry to hear of Asher 's passing. I will miss his scientific insight and advice, but even more his… — Charles Henry Bennett Copy Share Image
“A grin broke across Heath's hansome face. "The last time I saw such a collection of Boscastles in church was at Father's… — Jillian Hunter Copy Share Image
I went through so much no one knew about. Go to a funeral on Saturday, fly into the game on Sunday. Then… — JaMarcus Russell Copy Share Image
If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
“Delay is not a help-mate. The cemetary is full of people who thought they could DO IT tomorrow. Do It Now!” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
I see people driving cars, winding down the streets. I don't know where these people think they're going. They're going to the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“Would people be excited about your departure from the earth or they would wish you should come back again and again if… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
The slaying of multitudes should be mourned with sorrow. A victory should be celebrated with the funeral rite. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life and death are but phases of the same thing, the reverse and obverse of the same coin. Death is as necessary… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I really want Americans, and all of us, to be less afraid of death, and know that it's a passage, but that… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
If someone means something special to you, don't save it for the funeral. Share it with them now! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The flower fades and dies; but he who wears the flower has not to mourn for it for ever. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I have heard it said that winter, too, will pass, that spring is a sign that summer is due at last. See,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I was waiting for my hearse. What came next was so much worse. It took a funeral to make me feel alive. — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
Life's errors cry for the merciful beauty that can modulate their isolation into a harmony with the whole. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
Life let us cherish, while yet the taper glows, And the fresh flow'ret pluck ere it close; Why are we fond of… — Johann Martin Usteri Copy Share Image
