I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Life is lived on its ownother's shoulders are used only at the time of funeral. — Bhagat Singh Copy Share Image
The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping. — Quintus Ennius Copy Share Image
It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honest listening is one of the best medicines we can offer the dying and the bereaved. — Jeanie Cameron Copy Share Image
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I swear, you are the only girl I know who spends more time fantasizing about her funeral than her wedding.” — Linda Budzinski Copy Share Image
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Art is long, and time is fleeting, And our hearts, though stout and brave, Still, like muffled drums, are beating Funeral marches… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If God hath made this world so fair, Where sin and death abound, How beautiful beyond compare Will paradise be found! — James Montgomery Copy Share Image
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
You can't breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the jok.e There's nothing like a funeral. To make you feel… — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I… — Gavin MacLeod Copy Share Image
Am I solemn? I had an idea I was grinning from ear to ear." "You look as if you were taking me… — Henry James Copy Share Image
Death is not the end Death can never be the end. Death is the road. Life is the traveller. The Soul is… — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
The dead man is on the trolley and the woman collapses across his chest. That's what the ghouls want a shufti at,… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from… — Tobe Hooper Copy Share Image
The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is… — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
The human brain cannot release enough neurotransmitters to feel emotion a thousand times as strong as the grief of one funeral. A… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
If you love helping people, and you love trying to bring comfort and peace to their life at a very, very difficult… — Steve Southerland Copy Share Image
Grief remains one of the few things that has the power to silence us. It is a whisper in the world and… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Weapons are the tools of violence;all decent men detest them.Weapons are the tools of fear;a decent man will avoid themexcept in the… — Laozi Copy Share Image
Joy and grief are never far apart. In the same street the shutters of one house are closed, while the curtains of… — Robert Aris Willmott Copy Share Image
Republicans know well that a change of rhetorical pace is necessary. But efforts by their leaders to damp down the bellicosity of… — Alexander Cockburn Copy Share Image
It hasnt even been a week yet and I still cant grasp that you are no longer on this earth with me.… — Delaney Copy Share Image
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
When I first came on the scene, I don't think people knew what to make of the way I dress, my aesthetic… — Lindi Ortega Copy Share Image
I thought that it's so sad there are people who live their entire lives lonely. They die and no one goes to… — Lindi Ortega Copy Share Image
Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral — Yiddish Proverb Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The fire was nothing now but a funeral of smoke, dead and dying, simultaneously.” — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. — Stan Laurel Copy Share Image
Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time. — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
