Someone get murdered nobody seen nobody heard it all you get is a funeral service — Lil Kim Copy Share Image
“How could I sleep with a man I wasn't sure would attend my funeral?” — Randy Susan Meyers Copy Share Image
Lord Randolph Churchill was the chief mourner at his own protracted funeral. — Archibald Primrose, 5th Earl of Rosebery Copy Share Image
“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.” — George Herman Ruth Copy Share Image
Remember that finding God will mean the funeral of all sorrows. — Sri Yukteswar Giri Copy Share Image
Fuck you. If you're not gonna be at my funeral, I don't give a fuck about you and your problems. I stick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home,… — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
“Don't cry for the dead, for the dead is deaf, dumb, blind, lame, unemotional and dead.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Mist to mist, drops to drops. For water thou art, and unto water shalt thou return.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“The jazz funeral celebrates the fact that the person who died is free now to dance on the other side.” — Mary Jane Clark Copy Share Image
At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor. — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
When Malcolm X was assassinated I was working at the Apollo. They brought his body to the Unity Funeral Home, which was… — Etta James Copy Share Image
I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Yes, you are still grieving for the fact that Olly is not loving you as you love him. But death is no… — Lucy Holliday Copy Share Image
On the train to London, with those successfully exposed rolls in my bag, I hated myself and my profession. This sort of… — Robert Capa Copy Share Image
Life should not be a funeral march to the grave. We should have the capacity for being able to lift up not… — Dennis Kucinich Copy Share Image
Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to… — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
“Not that there seems to be any appropriate place to bury someone, but these municipal cemeteries, or any cemetery at all for… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“Driven across many nations, across many oceans I am here, my brother, for this final parting, to offer at last those gifts… — Catullus Gaius Valerius - Poem 101 Copy Share Image
There whil'st the world prov'd prodigal of breath, the headless trunks lay prostrated in heaps; this field of funerals sacred unto death,… — William Alexander, 1st Earl of Stirling Copy Share Image
“It" was continuing. The game was undeniably in progress. A long funeral procession, a crowd of peoplewearing black. A man in a… — Koushun Takami Copy Share Image
Perhaps it is to prepare to hear some day the music of the spheres that I am always turning my ears to… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“Before and after the funeral I never ceased to cry and be miserable, but it makes me ashamed when I think back… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
It's right around this time that her Grandmother Hall dies. And Eleanor Roosevelt is responsible for making all the funeral arrangements. And… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
“When a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Augustus Waters talked so much that he's interrupt you at his own funeral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
Every victory accomplished with weapons is a funeral that should be mourned. — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don’t go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day, — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m afraid it’s true. Look, why don’t you go see if the story’s in your paper, then call me back. The funeral’s… — Lee Hanson Copy Share Image
