“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.” — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
An evangelizer must never look like someone who has just come back from a funeral. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Well, if the funeral was mine I’d have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.”… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A funeral is for those left behind. Sometimes, one wonders if the weeping is more out of fear for ourselves than it… — Ming-Dao Deng Copy Share Image
When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral! — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up… — Gregory Nunn Copy Share Image
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket.… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after… — Edgar Friedenberg Copy Share Image
For a while under Donald Trump, it was possible to believe that we could go back to a more functional, less rancorous… — Krystal Ball Copy Share Image
“true. Look, why don’t you go see if the story’s in your paper, then call me back. The funeral’s gonna be up… — Lee Hanson Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have… — Gloria Calderon Kellett Copy Share Image
It's different when the person you love dies. There's an awful finality to death. But it is final. The end. And there's… — Barbara Taylor Bradford Copy Share Image
“Why? Why does fun start funeral when it's a sorrowful situation? Why is the combination of con and science conscience when those… — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
A.K. Hangal has worked with so many Bollywood personalities. In fact, during his good times he worked with A-listers of the industry… — Raza Murad Copy Share Image
“But he said to his wife, sitting next to him on the couch in the TV room, that rarely had he seen… — Mark Wallace Copy Share Image
“Three days after that, the funeral was held, and while riding from the church to the cemetery Ava looked out the widow… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Another site of Leftist struggle [other than Detroit] that has parallels to New Orleans: Palestine. From the central role of displacement to… — Jordan Flaherty Copy Share Image
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Not by lamentations and mournful chants ought we to celebrate the funeral of a good man, but by hymns; for, ion ceasing… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Offerings to propitiate the dead then were regarded as belonging to the class of funeral sacrifices, and these are idolatry. Idolatry, in… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
Each time a Palestinian or an Israeli dies, it is terrible. But they have the right to have a funeral, to be… — Bernard-Henri Levy Copy Share Image
“Graham Chapman, co-author of the "Parrot Sketch", is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace.… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail. — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
He dreamed of funeral love, but dreams crumble and the tomb abides — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
What seems to us but dim funeral tapers may be heaven's distant lamps. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
“It is a rare blessing to not want to live a second longer than you will live.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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