And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud. — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
If you were to pass a funeral procession on Friday the 13th, you will die the very next day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just open your eyes, just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life.That no one… — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. — George Ade Copy Share Image
Funeral is a celebration to remember the life's biggest con and grim is the artist ! — Myself Copy Share Image
“*Paying one’s last respects* is about the payer, not the paid. (Who attends the funeral — and who doesn’t — is the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There were 17 people at the funeral. 16 of them were there for a family reunion—mine. Discount space, you see.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is… — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I could remember the details as if it had happened yesterday, even though it was hard to believe some of it had… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
We all live in a world where we can go to a funeral in the morning and go to a wedding in… — Eran Riklis Copy Share Image
“O Earth, lie heavily upon her eyes; Seal her sweet eyes weary of watching Earth; Lie close around her; leave no room… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“It was very sad under the trees. Although spring was well advanced, in the deep shade there was nothing but death-rotten leaves,… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
I fall asleep in the full and certain hope That my slumber shall not be broken; And that, though I be all-forgetting,… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
Who knows when the end is reached? Death may be the beginning of life. How do I know that love of life… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
Society makes suicide so romantic. I mean, you watch these TV movies about teen suicide and you want to jump in front… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
I have never received full credit from the SPLA [Sudanese People's Liberation Army], because the men are very sexist and feel that… — Kola Boof Copy Share Image
Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name.… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
“Love is The funeral pyre Where I have laid my living body. All the false notions of myself That once caused fear,… — Hafiz Copy Share Image
“Royal summoned mourners. They came from the village, from the neighboring hills and, wailing like dogs at midnight, laid siege to the… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“... People like to know what they are getting ahead of time. Thus, McDonald's, Wal-Mart, F.W. Woolworth: store-brands maintained and visible across… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
“It seems like our town has closed down these days leading up to the funeral. Old people still sit on their porches… — Kimberly Willis Holt Copy Share Image
I came home [after funerals] and I thought if I go back to California, where I had a small house, I don't… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
Whatever you think matters - doesn't. Follow this rule, and you will add decades to your life. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
That afternoon my mother had brought me the roses. "Save them for my funeral," I'd said. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“His face looked almost as gray as his suit, and the pouches beneath his eyes looked like little bags for holding all… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
“At least once a year there is a predawn rehearsal of the Queen Mother’s funeral procession through the streets of London.” — Christopher Andersen Copy Share Image
“If you’re ready,” I say, wiping my eyes while he blows his nose, “we should head to the funeral home. Do you… — Shaun David Hutchinson Copy Share Image
The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the honor of the dead — François De La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
I hope you die… P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse. — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
“I will not come 2 your funeral because you will not come 2 mine because you will be dead” — Tapsy Copy Share Image
RIP to all my exs, the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church located across from The Lies You've Told… — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
“I blink at the skyline visible through the window, knowing the only thing waiting out there for me is a funeral home.” — Amy Matayo Copy Share Image
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Everyone has to go to a funeral at some time and you need to be dark and sombre, and in a black… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the… — Karl Shapiro Copy Share Image
“There was a time when one didn't attend a wedding, unless they were invited. In the near future, attending funerals will adopt… — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
You wish death upon someone you know if they were to die you would he he first one at the funeral. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
![“I have never received full credit from the SPLA [Sudanese People's Liberation Army], because the men are very sexist and feel that I'm acting out of place, bringing too much attention to myself - but for the funeral of our leader John Garang, they had me write the poem "Chol Apieth" to eulogize…” quote by Kola Boof](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42c/kola-boof-12327_acting_i-have-never-received-full-credit-from-t_3211157.jpg)
![“I came home [after funerals] and I thought if I go back to California, where I had a small house, I don't think I'll ever come east again. So I decided to stay and go through the halls and stairways, talk to Gilda Radner, holler, express some of my anger and make sure there were no ghosts in the…” quote by Gene Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cb/gene-wilder-3914_california_i-came-home-after-funerals-and-i-thought_596427.jpg)
