I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman's heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
