I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die,… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
