Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? You motherfuckers! — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
ME: Wow everything seems right for once. LIFE: Hold on let me fuck it up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought the definition of being a good friend was being there for someone when they fuck up...guess not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have always been very fond of you." He'd always wanted to have sex with me. "Plus, I want to fuck you.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I hate it when people say Fuck love!!! No hunny, fuck the person who made you think that way. Love is beautiful… — Feliciano Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“You call me your girl one more time and I’m going to turn your gonads into plums and make jam out of… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
*Fucking* I just a fucking word that you can fucking put any fucking where in a fucking sentence and it fucking still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He explains he is going to mount me. Yes! And take a dominant position. Oh, yes!” — Sarah Castille Copy Share Image
“I don’t wanna go. I want to defile the prestigious Plaza Hotel by having you ride me like a slutty mermaid in… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“How many times do two people have to fuck before one of them deserves to die?” — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“Fuck anybody who’d call a hill a mountain and name it after themselves.” — A.D. Aliwat Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what I got: I got your wife's pussy on my breath. — From The Movie TED Copy Share Image
“I thought we didn’t say ‘shut up’ in our house.” “Fuck off, then,” — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before — Anonymous Copy Share Image
