Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards. — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
We think of death and loss as tragic twins, but in fact it is loss that hurts us. — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Remember that that "rude awakening" which your parents and well-meaning relatives threatened you with as a kid is better than no awakening at all. — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you don't have… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
One of the problems with technology is that no photograph, as superb and outstanding as it may be, will ever be as satisfying as… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe. — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Oscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do. He forgot… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Start a conversation with someone with whom you have "nothing in common" and no possibility of scoring with, networking with, or even seeing again.… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Realize that the banality around us that passes as "hipness" or "mass culture" is as satisfying as "mass food"-only it comes in much more… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
