“She and Gretchen spent hours ranking their friendships, trying to determine who was a best friend and who was an everyday friend, debating whether anyone could have two best friends at the same time, writing each other’s names over and… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“What danger signs should patients watch for when selecting a skeleton doctor? Well, if the doctor refers to patients as “poor unlucky bastards,” be… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“All over Russia, bears were depressed. The Yeti were moving west. This was due to global warming, but the bears hadn’t gone to university… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Babies can be fussy , and the fussiest babies have a body count . Of course , every mother thinks her baby is perfect… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“We’re getting out of here,” she said. “The store will try to stop us. It’ll disorient you, get inside your head, try to confuse… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“That was her nature. Fail and quit. If you cut her open, it was fail and quit right down to her bones.” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“The more Amy struggled, the faster she sank. Every month she shuffled around less and less money to cover the same number of bills.… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Brother Lemon and Abby looked at each other, eyes gleaming in the shadows, and then he stood up. Rummaging in one of his duffle… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Life doesn’t care what you want, other people don’t care what you want. All that matters is what you do.” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Abby was beginning to feel like everything was too much. She was beginning to feel like nothing she did made any difference.” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing waiting inside but retail slavery, endless exploitation, and personal subjugation to the whims of our corporate overlords.” If” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“In Brain Watch (1985), superpsychic powers are the result of splitting a doctor’s noggin into a quadruple brain, unlocking his ability to project illusions,… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
