“The more Amy struggled, the faster she sank. Every month she shuffled around less and less money to cover the same number of bills. The hamster wheel kept spinning and spinning and spinning. Sometimes she wanted to let go and… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“What danger signs should patients watch for when selecting a skeleton doctor? Well, if the doctor refers to patients as “poor unlucky bastards,” be… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“All over Russia, bears were depressed. The Yeti were moving west. This was due to global warming, but the bears hadn’t gone to university… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Babies can be fussy , and the fussiest babies have a body count . Of course , every mother thinks her baby is perfect… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“We’re getting out of here,” she said. “The store will try to stop us. It’ll disorient you, get inside your head, try to confuse… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“That was her nature. Fail and quit. If you cut her open, it was fail and quit right down to her bones.” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“The more Amy struggled, the faster she sank. Every month she shuffled around less and less money to cover the same number of bills.… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Brother Lemon and Abby looked at each other, eyes gleaming in the shadows, and then he stood up. Rummaging in one of his duffle… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Life doesn’t care what you want, other people don’t care what you want. All that matters is what you do.” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Abby was beginning to feel like everything was too much. She was beginning to feel like nothing she did made any difference.” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing waiting inside but retail slavery, endless exploitation, and personal subjugation to the whims of our corporate overlords.” If” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“In Brain Watch (1985), superpsychic powers are the result of splitting a doctor’s noggin into a quadruple brain, unlocking his ability to project illusions,… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“She didn’t expect life to be fair, but did it have to be so relentless?” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Amy would honor the first commandment of keeping her job: Do not look like an idiot in front of anyone who can fire you.” — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
“She and Gretchen spent hours ranking their friendships, trying to determine who was a best friend and who was an everyday friend, debating whether… — Grady Hendrix Copy Share Image
