I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that." — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have the freedom… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
