“All this for two bad lines he could’ve gotten out of a fortune cookie?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers. — E. A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“And if all else fails, I try to obey this message I got in a Chinese fortune cookie (which I have since… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, it’s the scary things in life that are the most worthwhile.” I told him. I’m pretty sure I’d read that in… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better. — Yao Ming Copy Share Image
“And to go forward, you need to get rid of your anger. And in order to do that, you need to go… — Amy Lignor Copy Share Image
In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.” — Adam Ross Copy Share Image
A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't," Finn replied absently, still looking down at the book.… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand." I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
“He digs out a fortune cookie fortune from his mouth, as if his mouth has a pocket. It says THE SIMPLEST ANSWER… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“In 1918, a Chinese immigrant working in a Los Angeles noodle factory invented the fortune cookie. He did so believing that a… — James Frey Copy Share Image
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Cracking his knuckles, Cary dramatically prepared to open his fortune cookie. “Let’s see. Will I be rich? Famous? About to meet Mr.… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“Mind you, the whole world is our family, and our family is our responsibility – not of a bunch of so-called specialists.… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began:… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
“...but I could see how hard it would be for him to imagine the rest of his life, and where it would… — Laura Kasischke Copy Share Image
“And so his royal Duffleleupagus is seized with the megalomaniacal conceit that he is the contemporary Jesus, the man wandering through the… — Alex Kudera Copy Share Image
“And did anyone here bring me food? I'm famished." [Gregor's] fingers found a stray fortune cookie from the night before and he… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“But mostly, finally, ultimately, I'm here for the weather. As a result of the weather, ours is a landscape in a minor… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“FORTUNE COOKIE THE BLACK WIDOW SPIDER MYSTERY THE RADIO MYSTERY THE MYSTERY OF THE RUNAWAY GHOST THE FINDERS KEEPERS MYSTERY THE MYSTERY… — Gertrude Chandler Warner Copy Share Image