Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz Copy Share Image
“Josh: Just because you’re not looking for something doesn’t mean you won’t find it. Sean: Well, aren’t you quite the fucking fortune… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“What thought or message would you put into a fortune cookie? Get up, stop reading this and live your life” — Ranna Copy Share Image
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“Don’t expect the answers overnight. This isn’t a fortune cookie. - The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9” — Delaine Moore Copy Share Image
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo Copy Share Image
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
