Fortune cookie Quotes · Page 2

Don't agonize, organize.

— Florynce Kennedy

Success, remember is the reward of toil.

— Sophocles

Typed like any other fortune cookie:

— Anonymous

Love of action is not industry.

— Seneca the Younger

What you earn depends on what you learn.

— William J. Clinton

The greatest danger could be your stupidity.

— Anonymous

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

— Anonymous

Success is never final.

— Winston Churchill

“We ordered Chinese takeout, and my fortune cookie said, “Don’t stop now.”

— Caitlín R. Kiernan

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

— Thom Yorke

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

— Neal Boortz

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

— Robert Orben

None of the secrets of success will work unless you do.

— Anonymous

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

— Edward Abbey

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

— Charles de Gaulle

The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

— Alfred P. Sloan

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

— Hector Elizondo

“Don’t expect the answers overnight. This isn’t a fortune cookie. - The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9”

— Delaine Moore

“I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially…

— Bret Easton Ellis

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

— Sinclair B. Ferguson

“What thought or message would you put into a fortune cookie? Get up, stop reading this and live your life”

— Ranna

“Josh: Just because you’re not looking for something doesn’t mean you won’t find it. Sean: Well, aren’t you quite the fucking fortune…

— Shannon Stacey

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

— P. J. O'Rourke

“But mostly, finally, ultimately, I'm here for the weather. As a result of the weather, ours is a landscape in a minor…

— Tom Robbins

“Cracking his knuckles, Cary dramatically prepared to open his fortune cookie. “Let’s see. Will I be rich? Famous? About to meet Mr.…

— Sylvia Day

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

— Anonymous

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

— Oscar Wilde

Your heart will always make itself known through your words.

— Anonymous

Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.

— Dimitris Mitropoulos

“Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places”

— Lauren Bjorkman

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.

— Anonymous

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

— Epictetus

A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.

— Anonymous

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

— Henry David Thoreau

Your past success will be overshadowed by your future success.

— Anonymous

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

— E. A. Bucchianeri

“I tucked this thought inside me like a fortune into a cookie.”

— Meg Howrey

“All this for two bad lines he could’ve gotten out of a fortune cookie?”

— Zoe Forward

A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.

— Anonymous