The practice of diplomacy, I have found, is sometimes like eating soup with a fork: much activity yielding little nourishment. — Sheri S. Tepper Copy Share Image
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
You ought to try eating raw oysters in a restaurant with every eye focused upon you - it makes you feel as… — Lillian Russell Copy Share Image
I was consumed by the mystery Edward presented. And more than a little obsessed by Edward himself. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I wasn't… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I'd been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking… — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
What is a Communist? One who hath yearnings For equal division of unequal earnings, Idler or bungler, or both, he is willing,… — Ebenezer Elliott Copy Share Image
People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. — John Kruk Copy Share Image
A thousand years ago the Chinese had an entirely codified kitchen while the French were still gnawing on bones. Chopsticks have been… — Ruth Reichl Copy Share Image
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Can you suggest any suitable aspersions to spread abroad about Mrs. Thatcher? It is idle to suggest she has unnatural relations with… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
I reached over and squeezed Curran’s hand. “Come on, you, me, a platter of barely seared meat, it will be great. If… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Reading and writing, arithmetic and grammar do not constitute education, any more than a knife, fork and spoon constitute a dinner. — John Lubbock Copy Share Image
The most powerful medicine is at the end of your fork, not at the bottom of your pill bottle. Food is more… — Mark Hyman, M.D Copy Share Image
Through the practices of yoga, we discover that concern for the happiness and well being of others, including animals, must be an… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
Of all the works of man I like best Those which have been used. The copper pots with their dents and flattened… — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
In the labyrinth of a difficult text, we find unmarked forks in the path, detours, blind alleys, loops that deliver us back… — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
It's not the Church that has made the issue of marriage a matter of federal law. Those who are vigorously advocating for… — Lance B. Wickman Copy Share Image
Whoa, whoa! Hold up, there, kid. She lives in Forks, remember? So she gets rained on. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Artificial intelligence is based on the assumption that the mind can be described as some kind of formal system manipulating symbols that… — George Johnson Copy Share Image
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
