Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
How is MS-DOS like MSG? Both raise your blood pressure and give you a tightening sensation around your forehead. — Ted Nelson Copy Share Image
Why do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads? — Tim O'Brien Copy Share Image
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours? — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
He pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me around my waist, and said henceforth we were married. — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
Such an act That blurs the grace and blush of modesty; Calls virtue hypocrite; takes off the rose From the fair forehead… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
She really started to cry, and the next thing I knew, I was kissing her all over - anywhere - her eyes,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had gone away from Twitter because before people had been so mean to me. Talking about my lisp and my enormous… — Sarah Paulson Copy Share Image
The weird thing is, in America, people were saying, "You're not going to get recognized because all you're going to see is… — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
The strangest thing is at tea breaks, or coffee breaks or lunch, you forget you're a zombie. And you're talking about politics… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Seated by her side in the narrow cabin, pressing cold compresses to her forehead and holding her while she vomited, he felt… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
It's just an old alley cat that has followed us all the way home. It hasn't a star on its forehead, or… — Eve Merriam Copy Share Image
Did you see those Iraqis making that pilgrimage slashing their foreheads with knives and whipping their backs with chains. See, when Saddam… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The handkerchief dabbed at my forehead. 'Ouch! You'll have a fine-looking bruise tomorrow.' 'Then you'll be able to distinguish me from Rose.'… — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
“Few are the foreheads which like Shakespeare's or Melancthon's rise so high, and descend so low, that the eyes themselves seem clear,… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
In my time,” he said, “they believed in witches. Are you a witch, Honor, that you make me say these things to… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
A southwest blow on ye and blister you all o'er!' 'The red plague rid you!' 'Toads, beetles, bats, light on you!' 'As… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
The stupid vamp just asked me to marry him. Here, now? As if looking like I just died is how I wanted… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The mother memories that are closest to my heart are the small gentle ones that I have carried over from the days… — Margaret Sanger Copy Share Image
The moment one sits down to think, one becomes all nose, or all forehead, or something horrid — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I have searched for my forehead to find a secret writing about my fate and I found no trace of destiny, but… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I'll repeat something you might consider tattooing on your forehead: What we fear doing most is usually what we most need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have this lock of hair that keeps falling across my forehead. It drives me mad. — William Boyd Copy Share Image
Dark hair fell in a sweep over his forehead. He looked like a man who would write vers libre, as indeed he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I put my forehead on his collarbone, place one hand on his chest. Its rhythm reassures me: He is real, and he… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
his thumbs ran over my cheeks. Our foreheads touched. My dreamscape scorched. He set fire to the poppies — Samantha Shannon Copy Share Image
and the rain went rollin down the windowpanes, and the shadows wiggled n' squiggled on her check and forehead like black veins. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The spirit of arrogance most definitely makes you shine. It paints a bright red target on your own forehead. — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. — Theodore Parker Copy Share Image
And so Yoshimi heard the dry pop one more time. Her forehead felt as if it were being crushed by a car.… — Koushun Takami Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could walk around with a HANDLE WITH CARE sign stuck to my forehead. — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
