By this method thousands of humans have been brought to think that humility means pretty women trying to believe they are ugly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I abandoned the smoking habit of more than three decades I was given a supposedly helpful pill called Wellbutrin. But as… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
'T is an old maxim in the schools, That flattery 's the food of fools; Yet now and then your men of… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
I was raised Catholic, so guilt shackles you from acting like a complete fool all the time. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing for 10 shillings what any fool can do for… — Duke of Wellington Copy Share Image
We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both… — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
We see very few people who are satisfied. They say that the only ones who are really happy are the enlightened or… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Dear Mia, What can I say? I don't know all that much about romance novels, but I think you must be the… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Communism was something so hideous that you had to be an exceptional conformist or a fool not to see the evil around… — Donald Tusk Copy Share Image
The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself. Indeed he progresses in all things by resolutely… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Man is wise only while in search of wisdom; when he imagines he has attained it, he is a fool. — Solomon Ibn Gabirol Copy Share Image
Fearlessness is a fool's boast, to my mind. The only men with no fear in them are dead, or the soon to… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
When he went blundering back to God, His songs half written, his work half done, Who knows what paths his bruised feet… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely… — Desmond Bagley Copy Share Image
I loved a lass, a fair one,As fair as e'er was seen;She was indeed a rare one,Another Sheba queen:But, fool as then… — George Wither Copy Share Image
Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly,… — S. J. Perelman Copy Share Image
What would aliens say when told earthlings shift clocks twice a year to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight? — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Black moleskin gloves covered his hands; the right because it was burned, the left because a man felt half a fool wearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being young you have not known The fool's triumph, nor yet Love lost as soon as won, Nor the best labourer dead… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Author: A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting generations to come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is commonly, but erroneously, believed that it is easy to ask questions. A fool, it is said, can ask questions that… — Cassius Jackson Keyser Copy Share Image
Never, ladies, marry a fool. Any husband rather than a fool. With some other husband you may be unhappy, but with a… — Daniel Defoe Copy Share Image
I hate the noise and hurry inseparable from great Estates and Titles, and look upon both as blessings that ought only to… — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
I would be a fool to say I enjoyed being in borstal, but when I was there I had a great time. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
If you succeeded in cheating someone, don't think the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any man may make a mistake; none but a fool will stick to it. Second thoughts are best as the proverb says. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
One may gain attention by wearing a fools cap. But he would ruin his selling prospects — Claude C. Hopkins Copy Share Image
The old tale of Sleeping Beauty might end happily in French or English, but he was in Russia, and only a fool… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
He that Opposes his own Judgment against the Current of the Times, ought to be back'd with unanswerable Truths; and he that… — Daniel Defoe Copy Share Image
Oppression makes wise men mad; but the distemper is still the madness of the wise, which is better than the sobriety of… — Edmund Burke Copy Share Image
As usual, the note occupied less than a page and included neither salutation nor closing, Uncle Hal's opinion being that since the… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
