Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Eisenhower's career demonstrated how it is possible to fool all the people all the time...'I may be stupid,' he once said at… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts Against their father, fool me not so much To bear it tamely; touch… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
One of the things it channelled in me was that experience that I'd had of wearing a big red leather thing on… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Those are fools however learned Who have not learned to walk with the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A fool tries to shut others' mouth instead of listens to his own heart.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
In short, no association or alliance can be happy or stable without me. People can't long tolerate a ruler, nor can a… — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
I don't care about making a fool of myself on stage anymore. I don't care what people think. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. The more time we spent together, the more I… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up, Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side.… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
You talk to me in parables. You may have known that I'm no wordy man, Fine speeches are the instruments of knaves… — Thomas Otway Copy Share Image
Kids, she says. When they’re little, they believe everything you tell them about the world. As a mother, you’re the world almanac… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Manners have been somewhat cynically defined to be a contrivance of wise men to keep fools at a distance. Fashion is shrewd… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Science is the art of creating suitable illusions which the fool believes or argues against, but the wise man enjoys for their… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Copy Share Image
“For he was the Fool now, all of Lord Chance and Lady Amber and Lord Golden scraped away by sorrow. He was… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
If you or one of the blind fools who follows you honestly believe you can...bring it on. I'm in the mood for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
He sells, he knows how to talk, he's smart, he's no fool. McGregor doesn't fight, he just reacts, he's never first to… — Glover Teixeira Copy Share Image
Revenge is good. I think revenge is healthy too, and if you can use music in that way, a sort of therapeutic… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
There is a hollow, holey cylinder running from hilt to point in my machete. When I blow across the mouthpiece in the… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
I always love the court fool in Shakespearean times, in Henry VIII's time. The fool can say all kinds of stuff that… — Cornelia Parker Copy Share Image
It is not the business of government to make men virtuous or religious, or to preserve the fool from the consequences of… — Henry George Copy Share Image
I love to fool my readers, but in a good way. If you've read any of my work, there's a good chance… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
Books are influential in proportion to their obscurity, provided that the obscurity be that of inexpressible Realities. The Bible is the most… — Coventry Patmore Copy Share Image
That's for calling your father a fool. It may be true, but it's disrespectful. Brian Fraser to teenage Jamie — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Only fools wait when their enemies are coming, to see if they may prove to be friends. — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Much as I admire Tolkien, I once again always felt like Gandalf should have stayed dead. That was such an incredible sequence… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
Trump is like a Shakespearean 'fool': he seems crass because he speaks the truth. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
