Abligurition: an actual, if very obscure, English word, which means the spending of too much money on food. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?” I asked them. “Like, why don’t we have curry for breakfast?” — John Green Copy Share Image
“What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding in an hour.” — John Green Copy Share Image
the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate — John Green Copy Share Image
Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but… — John Green Copy Share Image
It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?” I asked them. “Like, why don’t we have curry for breakfast?” “Hazel, eat.” “But why?” I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness.” — John Green Copy Share Image
The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want… — John Green Copy Share Image
But pizza was originally Italian, although, Italian pizza doesn't taste much like this because this pizza is fortified with sodium. Which is… — John Green Copy Share Image
“How did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to have ‘breakfast for dinner,’” I answered, crossing knife and fork over my mostly full plate. “I want to… — John Green Copy Share Image
Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?" "Hazel, eat." "But why?" I… — John Green Copy Share Image
Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I guess I had been looking toward the Encouragement above the TV, a drawing of an angel with the caption Without Pain,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You can say a lot of bad things about Alabama, but you can't say Alabamans as a people are unduly afraid of… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: “I want… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“My dad: “Emily, this risotto…” My mom: “It’s just delicious.” Gus’s mom: “Oh, thanks. I’d be happy to give you the recipe.”… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?” I asked them. “Like, why don’t we have curry for breakfast?” “Hazel, eat.” “But why?” I… — John Green Copy Share Image
Gus: "It tastes like..." Me: "Food." Gus: "Yes, precisely. It tastes like food, excellently prepared. But it does not taste, how do… — John Green Copy Share Image
You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular… — John Green Copy Share Image
“What the hell is instant ? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I brought you a snack," Takumi said, dropping an oatmeal cream pie onto my book. "Very nutritious," I smiled. "You've got your… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Without pain, how could we know joy? Suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share
“He was hot. A nonhotboy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a… — John Green Copy Share
I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually. — John Green Copy Share
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (...) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it… — John Green Copy Share
