Your are what you eat right? oh I get it thats why all girls are orange! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the relation between food and porn? You're always hungry for more! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A writing cook and a cooking writer must be bold at the desk as well as the stove. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The readers and the hearers like my books, And yet some writers cannot them digest; But what care I? for when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Italian sit down restaurants for hotties, sandwiches for averages and bars for one night stands.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you use a simple gelatin like collagen, you can get flavor that is 100 percent pure, maybe event 150 percent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Boil potatoes before peeling If you love mashed potatoes like I do, but hate peeling spuds, then don’t. Try this little trick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every McDonald’s, for instance, looks the same—the company deliberately tries to standardize stores’ architecture and what employees say to customers, so everything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Out of one pocket, we pay billions of our tax dollars to support the production of expensive, disease-causing foods. Out of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He looked at the piles of food again, and it was like he was seeing it with new eyes. "This is wrong",… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The very fact that we are having a national conversation about what we should eat, that we are struggling with the question… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My family and I cook at home almost every day together. The kitchen is the central and most important room in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So it is always preferable to discuss the matter of veganism in a non-judgemental way. Remember that to most people, eating flesh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buffalo rib-eye steaks, on the grill, is my favorite meal, seriously. It has less fat, more vitamins and more protein than beef.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
