“As while other passions in your life may, at some point, begin to bank their fires, the shared happiness of good homemade… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What the hell is this Instagram I see this food everywhere on the Facebook and have no idea how to eat it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember being a young boy in Spain and watching my parents cook. We didn't go to a lot of restaurants because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My sisters and I can still recite Dad's grilling rules: Rule No. 1: Dad is in charge. Rule No. 2: Repeat Rule No. 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your people eat dry and tasteless flesh but it is off plates as smooth as ivory and as round as the sun.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know any group of professionals that mobilize as fast and as often as chefs do when there are people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend thinks he's so smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. so I through a coconut… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The time has come to recognize that food, how we produce it, process it, package it, sell it, cook it and eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worlds worst crimes are not committed by the hungry people; they are committed by the over-fed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Given the amount of food I plan to gorge on this year, I'm not confident in the integrity of this chair's construction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In America, diner food or roadside barbecue is the best road food, but I am not a fan of eating while driving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For food to be romantic, it should be light. Too many times people plan a romantic meal, and the food is too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Iberico de Bellota is best when cooked medium rare with a nice, pink center to allow the delicious acorn-infused flavor to come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calories from protein affect your brain, your appetite control center, so you are more satiated and satisfied. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…I could be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden. It's like, dude you already have unlimited… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L is for taco, and taco is for bridge. Remember kids, dinosaws make lovely christmas tree's and pine cones are great cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don't let them boys between ya legs. They'll say ya cute, they'll say ya fine but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Other Pigskin Once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of Find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people say can I have free food can I have free food… B*tch get your own I might work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have a Jewish mother who has a very strong Jewish family, it's very ethnic in its practices. Eating brisket, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anchovies pair really well with fruit like a nectarines or clementine. The fruit complements the sweetness and saltiness of the anchovy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Meals provide punctuation to our lives: we’re constantly recovering from them, anticipating them, riding the emotional ups and downs of a good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
