Food Quotes by Anonymous · Page 22

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?

— Anonymous

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

— Anonymous

Enjoy a couple of meals illuminated only by the Christmas tree.

— Anonymous

“Life is a feast, but it’s only the food you ingest that may nourish you.”

— Anonymous

Remember when you used to eat a block of chocolate, without feeling guilty?

— Anonymous

Just because it's organic doesn't mean it's healthy.

— Anonymous

Why do they call it a happy meal if it tastes like a whole lot like depression?

— Anonymous

I eat healthy all week then Friday comes and I'm like 'fuck the world.'

— Anonymous

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to…

— Anonymous

You don’t spring into good cooking naked. You have to have some training. You have to learn how to eat.

— Anonymous

“It still isn’t right for us to have flowers when there are people who do not have enough to eat.”

— Anonymous

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well.

— Anonymous

“Store food is food designed to be stored and transported over long distances, and the surest way to make food more stable…

— Anonymous

“Eating seven or more portions of fruit and vegetables a day reduces your risk of death by 42 percent”

— Anonymous

I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy,

— Anonymous

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

— Anonymous

Dieting is becoming easier and easier for me because I'm finding out things that I love.

— Anonymous

Whoever said I can't cooked has obviously never tried my cereals.

— Anonymous

I hate it when I prepared the table for meal then everyone's seems not interested. Kinda bitch?

— Anonymous

I eat cause I'm depressed and I'm depressed cause I eat XD

— Anonymous

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit.

— Anonymous

Orange Leaf has the best yogurt that's yummy for my tummy

— Anonymous

I always wished that when I order food it comes out how it is in the commercials.

— Anonymous

Best gift I've ever got :P…em a CHOCOHOLIC :p ;)

— Anonymous

For me, Romesco is one of the greatest sauces in the world.

— Anonymous

Thanks a lot for mentioning taco bell, my long lost love of fake Mexican food.

— Anonymous

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

— Anonymous

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.

— Anonymous

Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food.

— Anonymous

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

— Anonymous

The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...

— Anonymous

Decided that any type of Oreo that is not double stuffed is not worth my time.

— Anonymous

“…Read…packaged food labels like they’re the hottest thing from Oprah’s book club.”

— Anonymous

Soy sauce and seaweed go really well with potato chips.

— Anonymous

I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

— Anonymous

I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and icecream in the winter

— Anonymous

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

— Anonymous

Chef Michel Richard is always at the top of his game.

— Anonymous

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

— Anonymous

Whoever snuck the 'S' in Fast Food is a clever person.

— Anonymous