“…he was doing a breath hydrogen test. If you know the amount of hydrogen someone is exhaling orally, it's a simple matter… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting;… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
We don't know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows? — Dana Rohrabacher Copy Share Image
When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax. — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
[To Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, on his return from self-imposed exile, occasioned by the embarrassing flatulence he had experienced in… — Elizabeth I Copy Share Image
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“He pivoted on one buttock and broke wind. Dukhi leaned back to allow it free passage, wondering what penalty might adhere to… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
I got to play a funny part [in the The Master Of Disguise]. There was one thing my character did that involved… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
The tendency for politicians to claim credit for favorable news is as natural as flatulence in cows. — Robert J. Samuelson Copy Share Image
“She was dry. She was lying on something soft. She was wrapped in quilts. There was a star of light drifting above… — Erin Bow Copy Share Image
I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know:… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I wonder, whether, if I had had any education I should have been more, or less, of a fool than I am.… — Alice James Copy Share Image
I think a lot of times dreams are nothing more than a kind of mental or spiritual flatulence. They're a way of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loving difficult people will refine us. Perhaps only in heaven will our love be so perfected that we can actually like these… — Scott Hahn Copy Share Image
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous. — Martin Clunes Copy Share Image
Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff — Harold Nicolson Copy Share Image
