Age Quote by Harold Nicolson

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

— Jessica Simpson

The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know: get a…

— Mary Roach

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

— Barack Obama

My son, before he went to school, he'd eat pretty much everything. Then as soon as he went to school, he got some peer…

— Tom Colicchio

Ladies, not swallowing is a huge fucking inconvenience. Respectfully, Men everywhere.

— Nikhil Saluja

People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.

— Moliere

I use an inhaler myself and have done since I was 15.

— Mark Cavendish

What makes everyone sick except those who swallow it? Flattery.

— Anonymous

I can't sit back and swallow stuff. I live in a time and place, and in a country on earth where you're not supposed…

— Gary Coleman

Toffee Crisp was my downfall. I once ate five at a sitting. Do you really need that third helping, Harry? My parents didn't overfeed…

— Harry Melling

Poeple Should NOT Smoke In Schools ,NOT Everyone Wants Too Breathe That S***

— SoftballStrong12

I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do.

— Wes Borland