This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I've always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi. We had a beautiful relationship over the… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
“Make her qualify herself a few times before escalating to a first date. Doing this will imply to her that you are… — Strategic Lothario Copy Share Image
If you go out on a date, for the first date, a guy should pay, a guy should be respectful and, you… — Carly Aquilino Copy Share Image
“You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.” — Leslea Tash Copy Share Image
If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
“My parents were so old-fashioned in their attitude to sex that I would rather get in trouble with the police or at… — Clive Worth Copy Share Image
“Foster cleared his throat. “Since we’re being honest here, I also won’t go on a second date with a girl unless she… — R.K. Ryals Copy Share Image
The best thing a man can do on a first date is be a friend. I think that's the biggest mistake men… — Adrienne Bailon Copy Share Image
“The Weirdos On our first date, he bought me a taco, talked at length about the ancients' theories of light, how it… — Ottessa Moshfegh Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be… — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
“Imperceptible, adj. We stopped counting our relationship in dates (first date, second date, fifth, date, seventh) and started counting it in months.… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“When's your birthday?" I was taken aback by the question. "I don't like presents,"I said quickly, in case he got any ideas.… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
“As Narc became busier at work, he developed a bold new dating philosophy. His idea of a perfect first date was doggy-style,… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
Our very first date. Ooh! Well, from now on you can date your stupid video game! — Minnie Mouse Copy Share Image
There is no one more vulnerable in this culture than two people on a first date. They need to be kept safer… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
You don't want to seem too eager, too romantic - otherwise, it just looks a bit try-hard. But I do think that… — Kit Harington Copy Share Image
I read that poem you wrote to be on our first date and I shed tears of happiness, knowing that you meant… — Josephine Copy Share Image
I say now, if I'm not laughing a whole lot on the first date, you're pretty much not going to get a… — Gina Neely Copy Share Image
Youre Beautiful Like each color in a rainbow An undisturbed blanket of snow A gentle stream and rolling hills Valley of golden… — Ronnie Doe Copy Share Image
I've never really had a first date! Well, I had kind of a first date. I went out with this kid. We… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He removed his hand from his worn, pleasantly snug jeans…and it held something small. Holy Lord , I said to myself. What… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“When we sleep together, he holds me like he loves me. I've noticed this: when it's the first date, and you fuck,… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
