New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Privatizing our public schools makes as much sense as privatizing the fire department or or the police department — Diane Ravitch Copy Share Image
“Fire and Fuel Apparel offer a selection of fitness clothing, apparel, accessories, gear, and more. Please take a look through our Fire… — Fire and Fuel Apparel Copy Share Image
“He hung up and stood there, his mind spinning. Uncle Benny’s words whispered in his head. We’ll do what we always do.… — Lauren Tarshis Copy Share Image
Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department. — Cam'ron Copy Share Image
Can you blow all those candles out or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Plus, if we invited Luna, we'd have to invite Jane's two brothers, Eliot Cobalt and Tom Cobalt. Which would probably end with… — Becca Ritchie Copy Share Image
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
