Finest Quotes by Bobcat Goldthwait

Although it sounds very trite, I wish people were nice.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Occasionally I'll have a slip, and I might watch 'RuPaul's Drag Race' or something. But for the most part, I am out on the…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.

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People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket.

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When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Sometimes the wheels just fall off a relationship.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

The movies I make don't take place in reality.

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When I get to make a movie, I really try to make it on my own terms.

— Bobcat Goldthwait