“I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic,… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
