Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out. — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
“Come, drink with me,” the fat man said. “A scale from the dragon that burned you, as they say.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Hey, not while I'm at my devotions, no so fast, the fat man said, inside the shithouse you're communing with God, and… — Herta Müller Copy Share Image
It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just… — Camryn Manheim Copy Share Image
When the prophet, a complacent fat man, Arrived at the mountain-top He cried: "Woe to my knowledge! I intended to see good… — Stephen Crane Copy Share Image
He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man.… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
Baseball has traditionally possessed a wonderful lack of seriousness. The game's best player, Babe Ruth, was a Rabelaisian fat man, and its… — Thomas Boswell Copy Share Image
“I have never been told that I snore. I am sure you're mistaken." He grinned. "You snore like a big, fat man."… — Julianne Donaldson Copy Share Image
The person who should really write an appreciation of the late great Dom DeLuise is Burt Reynolds, who, even more than Mel… — Rich Cohen Copy Share Image
“We’re all going to die. Most of us will leave no mark of our existence behind what-so-ever. Not a stain or a… — Oliver Tidy Copy Share Image
I've been vegetarian since the 80s and, lately, even vegan. And I once happened to witness the slaughter of a cow. What… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Does your friend ever say anything?' the fat man asked. Aloom set down the piece of bread he had just rolled round… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
I guess you could say I'm the redemption of the fat man. A guy will be watching me on TV and see… — Mickey Lolich Copy Share Image
“A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. And once you've got through the clown puke there's nothing but a… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man. — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
“If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan And I'd love to see yours too Show them to me Show… — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
“That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?" "You know it, girl.” — Brandy Nacole Copy Share Image
Dear crush don't be scared if a fat man dressed in red kidnaps you on Christmas you were on my wish list! — Bianca Knoechel Copy Share Image
What is spiritual experience? A snowflake melting, a bee sucking honey, a fat man at a traffic light. Trivia. — Frederick Franck Copy Share Image
“I hate him like a fat man hates salad! If I had to choose between hanging with him and a hard kick… — Maurice M Gray Jr Copy Share Image
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men and his aversion to… — David Hume Copy Share Image
“Well the you should sue Mc Donald’s because the really fucked you up” *gestures at fat man*” — Hancock Copy Share Image
“Just at the moment he's writing a book on famine - goodness! it's sad - and there's a dear little Chinese comrade… — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
I went to schools that were small enough that basically everyone was in a play. I played a bouncing ball in a… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“A cat came out of an alley, took a look at all the snow, and went back in. Farther on up the… — David Goodis Copy Share Image
“He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man." "Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's a big fat… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Easter has Nuttin to to with a bunnie dropping off eggs and candy…No More than Xmas has anything to do with a… — George Trujillo Copy Share Image
After retiring, I was a little bored with nothing to do and got fat. I thought, if a 60-year-old metabolic fat man,… — Yuichiro Miura Copy Share Image
“Smiley presented an odd figure to his fellow passengers – a little fat man, rather gloomy, suddenly smiling, ordering a drink. The… — John le Carré Copy Share Image
I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard,… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Me without you is like: A pot head who isn't high, a plane that doesn't fly, a suicidal thought that doesn't die;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
