Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory. — Sam Ewing Inspirational Copy Share Image
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long. — Sam Ewing Age Copy Share Image
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. — Sam Ewing Age Copy Share Image
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours. — Sam Ewing Gymnastics Copy Share Image
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit. — Sam Ewing Acquire Copy Share Image
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. — Sam Ewing Blame Copy Share Image
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it. — Sam Ewing Dollars Copy Share Image
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar. — Sam Ewing Change Copy Share Image
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a… — Sam Ewing Apartment Copy Share Image
On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and… — Sam Ewing Bones Copy Share Image
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it. — Sam Ewing Away Copy Share Image
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. — Sam Ewing Success Copy Share Image
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done. — Sam Ewing Blisters Copy Share Image
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound. — Sam Ewing Blank Copy Share Image
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. — Sam Ewing Bikinis Copy Share Image
Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license? — Sam Ewing Drivers Copy Share Image
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford. — Sam Ewing Buying Copy Share Image
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall? — Sam Ewing Color Copy Share Image
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you. — Sam Ewing Careless Copy Share Image
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it. — Sam Ewing Cards Copy Share Image
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. — Sam Ewing Financial Copy Share Image
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it. — Sam Ewing Boss Copy Share Image
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists. — Sam Ewing Average Copy Share Image
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing Cleaners Copy Share Image
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush… — Sam Ewing Blood Copy Share Image
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why… — Sam Ewing Boat Copy Share Image
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're… — Sam Ewing Companion Copy Share Image
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it. — Sam Ewing Business Copy Share Image
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the… — Sam Ewing Abundance Copy Share Image
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'. — Sam Ewing Accurate Copy Share Image
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography. — Sam Ewing Autobiography Copy Share Image
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. — Sam Ewing Arguing Copy Share Image
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in. — Sam Ewing Doors Copy Share Image
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor. — Sam Ewing Advice Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has. — Sam Ewing Inspirational Copy Share Image
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them. — Sam Ewing Accidents Copy Share Image
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious… — Sam Ewing Bouquets Copy Share Image
