Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. — Sam Ewing Arguing Copy Share Image
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory. — Sam Ewing Inspirational Copy Share Image
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall? — Sam Ewing Color Copy Share Image
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford. — Sam Ewing Afford Copy Share Image
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it. — Sam Ewing Boss Copy Share Image
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long. — Sam Ewing Age Copy Share Image
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. — Sam Ewing Financial Copy Share Image
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you. — Sam Ewing Careless Copy Share Image
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it. — Sam Ewing Cards Copy Share Image
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists. — Sam Ewing Average Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has. — Sam Ewing Fashion Copy Share Image
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. — Sam Ewing Bikinis Copy Share Image
