“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me skyrocketing into orbit.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #63: Fake it until you make it. You might not know what the fuck you're doing, but that doesn't mean everyone else… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“I nodded in approval, turned around and opened the door, and stepped into the hall. I walked past the receptionist, smiling at her shocked… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn’t mean I’m actively seeking one out. It’s called covering all your bases.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
