Facebook status Quotes by Anonymous · Page 6

Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before.

— Anonymous

Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

— Anonymous

You dont have to like me coz Im not a facebook status.

— Anonymous

That magical moment when you find the cold part of the pillow.

— Anonymous

It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years.

— Anonymous

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

— Anonymous

Dont try to change people !! Just love them! Love is what changes us :)

— Anonymous

Saying sorry doesnt mean there isnt guilt and forgiving doesnt mean the pain is gone.

— Anonymous

Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

— Anonymous

Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan!

— Anonymous

If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

— Anonymous

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning.

— Anonymous

Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception...

— Anonymous

In life, you will have people that will love you, leave you, and hurt you. But then you have the ones that…

— Anonymous

Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.

— Anonymous

When You Read My Status & Question If It's About You, Its Not. Its Just Your Guilty Conscience. Stop Trying To Insert…

— Anonymous

The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment!

— Anonymous

It you want to cry use a tissue, not your facebook status.

— Anonymous

There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are.

— Anonymous

Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.

— Anonymous

What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problem. 99% demons.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when someone is staring at you and laughing at the same time.

— Anonymous

If sex isn't better than love, then why they have all these hoes walking around ?

— Anonymous

We must give importance to time when it comes to love.

— Anonymous

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy beast today.

— Anonymous

Nothing says freedom like pooping with the bathroom door open.

— Anonymous

There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.

— Anonymous

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

— Anonymous

May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.

— Anonymous

Calculating how long you've been showering by adding up the songs you listened to.

— Anonymous

If facebook did have a dislike button there would be a lot of hurt feelings.

— Anonymous

Admit it, you've farted & blamed it on somebody else before.

— Anonymous

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

— Anonymous

Sometimes, I wonder how many girls she's texting when it seems too long to receive his reply.

— Anonymous

I'll never understand why British people lose their accent when they sing.

— Anonymous

Pain Is The Only Thing Thats Telling Me, Im Still Alive..

— Anonymous

Liking your own Facebook status Is like high fiving yourself in public.

— Anonymous

I hate when I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy my phone blows up.

— Anonymous

In life, the best moments are those that your camera always failed to capture.

— Anonymous