Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If everyone likes you, you're doing something wrong. Popularity is overrated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gave you two hands, and you use them both to like my post. I can respect that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude, wanna hang out?" "Nah, hanging out with my girl." "What happened to bros before hoes?" "That rule still goes, but she's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time you can call shotgun is when you can see the car. Don't try to claim it two hours before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
