That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: You're so pretty No I'm not, I'm ugly WELL.. YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've got a problem with me, tell me. Don't go putting it around on Facebook and then expect me to know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Avoiding something doesn't always mean that u hate it.. It could also mean that u want it, but u just know that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On internet you can be anything you want, its strange that so many people choose to be stupid... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You thought you were a nothing, but you're really a something, which makes you an anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and evict them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me, ill move mountains to make you happy Hurt me, & I'll drop those mountains on your face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Flipping your pillow over to get the cold side is probably one of the best things ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
