When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody wanna be cuffed and taken but nobody wants to be committed & faithful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Computer only have 5th generations; But the 1st generations worth expensive — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they probably fainted from excitement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networks don't break up relationship. The shit you post on social networks breaks up relationship!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, We all have someones number In our phone That the other person doesn't know we have it. ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every mistake has its own correction.. every sadness has its own reason.. every tear has its own explanation.. every heartbreak has its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loving someone dont need any REASON... It doesn't matter the age gap.. Doesn't matter how she/he looks.. Doesn't matter the way she/he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been the rebound, the challenge, the fall back, and the girlfriend. I've been the mistake and the correction. One day someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship is like iphone 6, it doesn't exist but someday it will..!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone you even don't know, hates you...that's when you know you're the best! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
