It seems everyone is converging on a simple set of facts: Our lives are digital, and we wish to share our lives.… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm pretty forgiving, so sometimes I forget how evil people were to me. Then I think, 'Wait a minute. Don't let them… — Alexis Knapp Copy Share Image
You will be judged on how you live your life, but I will also be judged on how I treat you — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have a great sense of humor, but I do have a great sense of nonsense. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I get so happy when someone take my status and get more likes than I did because that means my words are… — Sim Copy Share Image
I once looked over the shoulder of a friend on Facebook and it looked like hieroglyphs to me. There's merit online, of… — Feist Copy Share Image
Facebook and Google are battling over who will be our gateway to the rest of the Internet through 'like' buttons and universal… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Does Facebook behave like a tool in my hand, or a firehose designed to spew at me in accordance with other peoples'… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL COZ WENEVA IM SAD INBOX DERS ALEAST ONE CUTE GIRL TO CHEER ME UP..DATS Y I SAY HEAVEN IS… — Raveen Copy Share Image
I hate it when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend tagged you and you are looking bad in that photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I don't have Twitter, Facebook or any of those things. That's who I am. — Chris Sale Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
