Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Among the social media - I've tried them all - Facebook is a bit of a game, but Twitter is a productivity… — Nouriel Roubini Copy Share Image
Facebook people are finding me that I don't really know. People poke you on Facebook. I'm like, 'Why? Why are you poking… — Bridget Kelly Copy Share Image
You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the companies that we've invested in is called Facebook. In only two years, between 2009 and 2011, the information exchanged… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
My wall. My status. My opinions. My thoughts. None of your business. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
I make mistakes and so do you so stop acting like your perfect bitch! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook… — Nastiya Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never know how to respond to "What's good?" Life? Everything? Cupcakes & rainbows & puppies? What is the appropriate answer? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For the general public or psychos on Facebook, for everyone who's made one negative comment about me, I've probably gotten 250-300 positive… — Abby Lee Miller Copy Share Image
