As soon as you start feeling like you can't trust the person and you need to check his phone or have his… — Austin Butler Copy Share Image
When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Twitter became a major place to find out what was breaking on the Internet. Facebook became a place to share links. Social… — Kevin Rose Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It's good netiquette to look for every opportunity to compliment others online. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an online directory for colleges... If I want to get information about you, I just go to TheFacebook,… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinks you should never take life too seriously - no one ever makes it out alive! so just chill out — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At the Facebook engineering level are some of the smartest people I've ever worked with. — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the… — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook WANTS you to be an a-hole. And if you're not already, they will show you how.” — Janelle Randazza Copy Share Image
Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
