If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
A boss who interrupts an employee a lot is called an extrovert, whereas an employee who interrupts a boss too often is… — John Ortberg Copy Share Image
Where do you come from?"...This is the number one most-asked question in all of South Carolina. We want to know if you… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the field of snobbery, Australia is an underdeveloped country; even a few British ex-colonies, regarded as under developed in all other… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I have great relationships with all my exes, and everyone in my life, because I honor the time and the love and… — Kevin Drew Copy Share Image
Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before. — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
Jews with unconventional identities should not have to wrestle alone at the intersection where their tradition seems to clash with their integrity… — Vanessa L Ochs Copy Share Image
One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie. — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. — Adrienne Bailon Copy Share Image
Some summers my father would take us down to visit our grandmother in Louisville, who was an ex-slave, Susan Jones, and she… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
When people come up to me expecting me to be just like what they thought a Beatle would be, they're disappointed. I… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Your enemies don't have a chance when your spirit knows how to run, swim and fly beyond the evil they carry within… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Who has not been amazed to learn that the function y = ex, like a phoenix rising from its own ashes, is… — Francois Le Lionnais Copy Share Image
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie… — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes. — Timothy Hutton Copy Share Image
Who would you vote most likely to succeed? Bob Arum - White, Jewish, a graduate of Harvard, a Kennady Raider, United States… — Don King Copy Share Image
1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think theory adds to criticism. (Methodology does, for better or worse.) Theory's function is to make criticism self-conscious, maybe even… — Paul Fry Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
