I've been in the sun most of my life. I've gone to skin doctors and they'll say to you, 'We should remove… — George Hamilton Copy Share Image
I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
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You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Excuse me, Abigail, but whose shift did she get away during?' Townsend asked with a glare. 'Excuse me, Townsend, but who was… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Excuse me? You're a lady?" "I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Yes, Eden was beautiful- and if I had to squeeze through corporeal keyholes to crash it- so be it. (Hasn’t it bothered… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Listen I'm the baddest in the school, the baddest in the game Excuse me honey but nobody's in my lane — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage… — William Shenstone Copy Share Image
Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist! — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
How exactly did [Republicans] win? I'd like to know. Because I sacrificed the last four months of my life to do it,… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I never defended myself. Not once. I never said, "Excuse me? What gives you the right to insult and demean me?" I… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist." "What?" Ash said blankly. "You know," Kami said. "Dazzle… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Count yourself lucky. I watched my entire family as they were eaten alive by the very pack of animals you have downstairs… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Racist, sexist, and homophobic thoughts cannot, alas, be abolished by fiat but only by the time-honored methods of persuasion, education and exposure… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently. "Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I had two chances to fail [working for Disney]. The first one, they said was "too juvenile." The second one was,they give… — Charles Busch Copy Share Image
Disease. Filth. Waste. Crime. Brutality. What’s there to like? (Solin) There’s brutality on Olympus. (Arik) True. But I hate humanity as much… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian. I mean, no matter what you do -… — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
The truth is that this universe is gassy and unpredictable. It still has not said excuse me for The Big Bang. Sometimes… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
Left alone with the dial tone...excuse me, operator, why is no one listening? — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
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