Algebra is my favorite subject...because you can replace my X without asking me Y. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Your ex should be your motivation to do better in life. Don't sit around crying over him/her. Show them that you're stronger… — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
Its stupid how your ex says to you I'm here if you ever need me. where the hell were you when we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One relationship ends but life goes on. Your 'Ex' was just a stepping stone to something better. — Sushan R Sharma Copy Share Image
Trust is like a vase: though it can be fixed if broken, it will never be the same again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm… — David Rees Copy Share Image
I been thinking maybe me and you should get together, it seems that things are better, it seems when we're together, we… — TimeFlies Copy Share Image
I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
I don't need you in my life. You've proved to me you're not worth my time...but I do hope you realize it's… — Skoolboi Copy Share Image
“Is your ex-girlfriend a total dog? Buy this shirt and support more dogs like her. But the good news is that, unlike… — Amy Sparling Copy Share Image
Using love as a weapon, love shouldn't be tossed around like a toy just for a late night encounter or keep her… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Your officially my past and your going to remain in my past. You mean nothing to me now. Your my ex for… — LaVon Lloyd Copy Share Image
You will look back on this day and remember what a good person you lost. No one will ever give you what… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
My Ex Girl Friend Has Lost Her Virginity And I'm damn HAPPY Of That SHIT ! xD — Abdul Basith Nazeem Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was happy, then you had to come along and be stupid and make me unhappy, but now I ditched you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable. — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I'm better off without you!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
My ex left me for some balding, over-weight, less intelligent, less attractive, less financial secure person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend. — Blondie Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you focus on the good memories you're going to miss them, but if you focus on the bad memories you'll remember… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having the moment to talk to your EX on the phone...Is complete Bullshit..Same old I'm sorry.. — Charlie Copy Share Image
