The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even exist. — Alexia Copy Share Image
I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend…With my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I liked that wedding even more then ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I remember having an ex girlfriend who broke up with me because she said we lost the — El Santos Copy Share Image
Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once they see you doing better without them, that's when they want you back. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. She found a brighter star in the sky.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m hung up over my ex girlfriend, doesn’t mean I won’t hang up on her. Hell, I’ve already been put… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Naturally, every boyfriend comes with an ex-girlfriend, every business comes with competitors, but it is entirely up to you to decide how… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot… — Jennifer Carpenter Copy Share Image
For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person.… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Its sad to know no matter what I'll love you until the end of time. I know things will never be the… — Brandon Larranaga Copy Share Image
It was already tearing me apart knowing that I couldn't have you anymore. I spent numerous hours spilling tears all over myself,… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
I thought that you loved me, i believed you ongoing lie lies, drugs and cheating that wasn't the real me- im not… — CTate Copy Share Image
Not a Diss Song - Killer K feat. MC Breeze Fuck fakes, fuck snakes Fuck fakes, fuck snakes Fuck fakes, fuck snakes… — Keny Copy Share Image
She is still away from me. The final quarrel was an exclamation mark to everything that have led to this point,I released… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
“Brad (Lauren's ex) ignored Hayley (she's Brad's ex girlfriend) and looked at me, he did a top to toe and back again… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
If you cared about me as much as you said you did, why I am hearing all these stories on how your… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
“It was the ultimate jilted ex-girlfriend moment. Empty boxes and wrappers of Tastykakes littered the bedroom floor while Celine Dion's "All By… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
