Don't dwell on the memories you lost, but to smile on the ones you create. — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even exist. — Alexia Copy Share Image
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
You are nothing for me anymore. You have lose a very precious girl such as me. Goodbye, my ex-boyfriend. — Athirah Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think of use in the future and hope to god its nothing like this — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when youre that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single... story of my life — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: thank you for showing me exactly what I dont want in a person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play. — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
I will always be here. I might not be the first one there. I might not be the one who solves your… — Megan Marie Copy Share Image
“So that's it. It has one ex-girlfriend of mine. And it's not satisfied. It wants the only person left on this earth… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too… — Rankin Copy Share Image
[attempts to save the relationship on the phone but said the wrong word while talking] It didn't come out right, but I… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Every ex that breaks your heart isn't a bad person. They just don't feel the same way that you do, and you… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
Soo u guys I need advice from anyone... will soo theres this guy who I like an he likes me back soo… — Vilma Copy Share Image
See I dont, know why, I liked you so much I gave you all, of my trust I told you, I loved… — Myself Jeremy Renner Copy Share Image
Getting you out of my heart was too hard for me to do on my own even after all you've done…but more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The title 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' is meant to be a deconstruction of a stereotype, and the whole show is about deconstructing the boxes… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know… — Moby Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
When I see my ex and feel nothing that's when I know I'm finally over it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image