I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship. — Amelia Earhart Copy Share Image
You act as if you still love me, but you let yourself believe otherwise. — Mindy Morin Copy Share Image
Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find X. Because they're not coming back! — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
There is always that kind of relationship where the crazy ex girlfriend ruins your relationship with your boyfriend. — Alexia Copy Share Image
Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to keep in touch after letting you go. — Vicky Copy Share Image
Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god we're over. Thank god we're through, I was so sick of being with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those special memories of you will always bring smile, if only I could have you back for just a little while. — Thabang Tshehla Copy Share Image
Getting back with an EX? Don't do it. Never eat at the same restaurant twice. It may be remodeled, but it has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I love you badly. Until now I can't forget about you and I always think that I'm still yours. — Athirah Copy Share Image
The last time you and I talked I told you I was done and I was moving on. But, why is it… — Brittany Ferguson Copy Share Image
Thinking about you now is so casual for me…It used to mean something far more deeper than that but I guess that's… — Daviddave Copy Share Image
When a girl says she won't break your heart. Listen to how she says I love you, it will determine if her… — Gian Lewis Joseph Copy Share Image
President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
Dear ex, best friend, crush and close homie. Do you think about me as much as I think bout you? I sure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I had a dream of my ex Girlfriend. She was with her new boyfriend. But it was all right because she Do… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Your gonna regret this. I promise you that. And I only hope that the day you do, you cry and hurt as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and… — Theo James Copy Share Image
When someone cheats on you, it hurts to the point where you can't hold yourself up. Knowing that they already have someone… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
It really bothers me when I hear a guy or girl say, I'll never have anyone better than my ex. They're the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends,… — Jenny_pajaron Copy Share Image
The awkward moment is you have to attend the same classroom with your ex . — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
Somebody's ex girlfriend is another person's next girlfriend… Thats Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend started talking about marriage yesterday. Hence the 'ex'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
